George Onyango

At The Ankole Times, George Onyango proudly dons the hat of the resident conspiracy theorist. He is here to deliver the juiciest, most attention-grabbing news your brain can handle. George's motto? "Why bother with boring facts when you can have wild exaggerations and hyperbole at your fingertips? Tune in to his column, "The Last Laugh" and prepare to question everything you thought you knew.
353 Articles

Australian Court Acquits Man Who Committed Rape In His Sleep

An Australian court recently acquitted a man who had been accused of raping a woman while asleep. The defendant, a…

Rubio: China Could Block Panama Canal in War

U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio recently expressed concern over China’s influence on the Panama Canal, suggesting that China may…

Putin Ends Payments to Convicts as Mobilization Targets Indebted and Suspected Citizens

(Moscow) – Russian authorities are preparing to enlist 280,000 individuals for the ongoing war against Ukraine in 2025, with 126,000…

Quran Burning Protester Shot Dead During Live TikTok Broadcast in Sweden

(Stockholm) - A man known for publicly burning copies of the Quran in Sweden has been shot dead in his…

Trump: The U.S. is Officially Leaving the World Health Organization

The United States, under President Donald Trump, has officially announced its withdrawal from the World Health Organization (WHO), citing concerns…

Trump’s Administration Plans to Topple Maduro’s Regime

The newly elected administration of US President Donald Trump has announced its intention to pursue regime change in Venezuela. Trump’s…

TikTok Under Fire: Global Bans and Security Fears

Several countries have implemented partial or total bans on the popular social media application TikTok, primarily due to concerns about…

The Net Worth of Muhammad Ssegirinya

Muhammad Ssegirinya, better known as "Mr. Updates," was a charismatic and often controversial Ugandan politician who represented Kawempe North Constituency…

Besigye Facing Charges for Crimes ‘Committed Abroad’ — In A Court That Doesn’t Really Like Civilians

It is a plot twist that no one saw coming—well, except maybe every Ugandan who has followed the political drama…

NRM Members Sue Their Own Party Over Lack of Elections Since 2016

(Kampala) – A group of disgruntled members of Uganda’s largest ruling party, the NRM, cleverly branding themselves the "Revivalists," have decided…

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