George Onyango, Author at The Ankole Times

George Onyango

At The Ankole Times, George Onyango proudly dons the hat of the resident conspiracy theorist. He is here to deliver the juiciest, most attention-grabbing news your brain can handle. George's motto? "Why bother with boring facts when you can have wild exaggerations and hyperbole at your fingertips? Tune in to his column, "The Last Laugh" and prepare to question everything you thought you knew.
282 Articles

When Grandparents Were Storytellers, Not Riot Controllers

Charles Onyango-Obbo, the famed journalist, writer, and curator of THE WALL OF…

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Last Minute Cancellation of Parliament Session Baffles MPs

The much anticipated plenary session of Uganda’s Parliament was canceled just seven…

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VIDEO:You Can’t Just March to Parliament Like It’s Nansana Market – Says Police

Kampala—The Uganda Police Force (UPF) has thrown its weight around with a…

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‘Forget Protests, Go Learn How to Farm Instead’ – Museveni to Youth

KAMPALA — It seems President Yoweri Museveni has decided that Uganda’s youth…

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MPs Paid Off Personal Debts with Farmers’ Money – ODPP

Two MPs, Michael Muranga Mawanda and Ignatius Wamakuyu Mudimi, have been accused…

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See What URA Does to Confiscated Sex Toys and Bleaching Creams

On Thursday July 18, 2024, Uganda Revenue Authority (URA) transformed Nakasongola into…

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South African Cop Falls for Ugandan Scammer’s Love Spell—Loses UGX 587 Million

A South African police captain, 53, has fallen victim to the charms…

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Geraldine Ssali Caught in UGX 7.3 Billion Trade Ministry Mess

Kampala – Our esteemed Trade Ministry Permanent Secretary, Geraldine Ssali, has found…

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Comedian Slams Government’s Bailout of Roko Construction

President of Ugandan Comedians Association Criticizes Taxpayer Bailout for Roko Construction Bugingo…

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Kampala Mayor Calls Ugandans “Cowards” for Prioritizing Meat Over Politics

Nyanjura Doreen, Deputy Lord Mayor of Kampala, recently shared a reflection on…

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Four Million Ugandans Abroad Targeted for Registration

From Texas to Tororo: Uganda's New Global Roll Call Uganda is the…

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Weekly Roundup: Highlights of the Week’s News Across Kampala

Fred Enanga, the long-standing voice of the Uganda Police Force, delivered a…

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UPDF Implements Strict Hygiene and Physical Standards in Recruitment Drive in Teso

Applicants Rejected Due to Hygiene and Physical Criteria The Uganda People’s Defence…

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Parliament, Executive Clash Over Budget

Who Controls the Purse Strings? KAMPALA, Uganda - Just when you thought…

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Love in the Cabinet and the Latest from Gulu – The Last Laugh

Weekends are never dull in Uganda, and the news flows faster than…

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The Latest News Reports from Masindi – The Last Laugh

Uganda is a land where surprises are as common as roadside Rolex…

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Uganda’s Political Campaigns are a Billion Shilling Adventure

Maria Kajura, the spirited Woman MP from Masindi district, proudly declared she…

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Debt Discipline? The Government Knows What’s Best for Uganda

Mr. Ramathan Ggoobi, the Secretary to the Treasury and Permanent Secretary in…

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Uganda’s Budget Day: Join the Circus at Kololo Grounds

Good morning, Uganda! Rise and shine for the most awaited day of…

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Rwabwogo Slammed for Suggesting NRM Brought Sanity and Stability to Uganda

Controversy Erupts Over Rwabwogo's Claims on Uganda's Progress Odrek Rwabwogo, known as…

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