In a not so shocking turn of events, the once plump media personality James Onen, affectionately known as Fatboy, has come forward with a revelation that has left the world in stitches. Apparently, shedding those extra pounds has not resulted in the flood of female attention he expected. Poor Fatboy, he’s now lamenting the loss of his fuller figure and the attention of hot babes.
According to Fatboy, back in the good old days of being a human beanbag chair, he had no trouble attracting women. But ever since he decided to shed some weight, his romantic life has taken a nosedive. Why, you ask? Well, according to his profound analysis, Ugandan women now associate slimness with poverty. Who knew that losing weight could be synonymous with a dwindling bank account?
In a shocking twist, Fatboy revealed his secret to this baffling transformation – the keto diet. Yes, it’s the one that bans anything remotely enjoyable, like animal products, sugar, and processed foods. Instead, he now indulges in the thrilling world of low carb vegetables, eggs, and sugar free beverages. Clearly, the life of the party!
But here’s the real question: Is it the weight loss or the questionable hair choices that are scaring away potential partners? Some of his fans have speculated that his unruly mane and greying beard might be the real culprits behind his romantic drought. But hey, who needs grooming when you’re a keto connoisseur?
In case you’re wondering, Fatboy has been quite the philosopher on social media, engaging in heated debates with women about their life choices, beliefs, and values. And if that’s not enough to sweep the ladies off their feet, he also declared that he won’t ever get married because, you know, marriage brings stress – who needs that?
As for his radio career, Fatboy left Sanyu FM in 2020 amidst a sit down strike with his colleagues over salary cuts due to COVID-19. He briefly dabbled in online radio with Reckless Radio but was left radio-silenced after the Uganda Communications Commission put the brakes on his broadcasting dreams. So, not only is he losing weight, but it seems like he’s also losing his radio mojo.