It seems like everyone’s got something to say, especially when it involves high profile figures like Hon. Nyamutoro and the ever entertaining Eddy Kenzo. You’d think by now folks would learn to keep their personal business off social media, but alas, here we are.
Today’s highlight reel features the one and only Mutesi Marion Trish, spilling the beans hotter than fresh rolex on a Friday morning. She’s quite confident that Honorable Nyamutooro is about to give Kenzo the old Rema treatment for his motor mouth. Well, well, well, seems like someone’s learning that loose lips sink relationships faster than a leaky boat in Lake Victoria. Oh, and gentlemen, take notes: high caliber ladies like Nyamutooro don’t appreciate being flaunted around like a Rolex stand at a food market.
Meanwhile, in the land of energy and minerals, our very own Honorable Dr. Ruth Nankabirwa Ssentamu decided to grace the Uganda Chamber of Mines and Petroleum with her presence. A special dinner, you say? Must’ve been quite the feast! All to welcome the newest addition to the mineral squad, Honorable Phiona Nyamutoro. Hope she brought her mining gear because she’s about to dig into some serious business.
And then the posts steamed faster than posho in a simmering pot. Sanyuka TV brings us the exclusive tea straight from Eddy Kenzo’s mouth – apparently, he and Minister Phiona Nyamutoro are playing house together and even have a little bundle of joy to show for it. Well, well, well, looks like the minister’s got more than minerals on her plate!
Not to be outdone, Hellens Mata jumps in with her own scoop, quoting Kenzo’s claim of personal connections with the esteemed minister. Personal person, you say? Sounds like someone’s got a backstage pass to the political concert.
And just when you thought the circus couldn’t get any wilder, enter the Ganda Boys, accompanied by none other than Deputy Speaker Honorable Thomas Tayebwa and our freshly minted minister, Phiona Nyamutoro. Talk about a political entourage!
In the midst of all this hullabaloo, Minister Nyamutoro found time to drop by the Petroleum Authority of Uganda. Gotta stay on top of that oil game, right? Can’t have Uganda’s first oil slipping through our fingers like sand at the beach.
There’s more!
GSTV Africa serves us some piping hot facts straight from Frank M. Gashumba’s oven. Seems like Mathias Mpuuga Nsamba is getting some heat for thinking he’s the big cheese. Frank suggests he puts his money where his mouth is and resigns from parliament for a little reality check. Ouch, that burn must’ve stung harder than a slap from a jilted lover.
And speaking of reality checks, Acholi God raises a valid point about Namboole Stadium’s standards. If it’s not up to snuff, can we really expect Nakivubo to pass the test? It’s like trying to dress up a goat and passing it off as a gazelle – not fooling anyone, folks!
Last but not least, NTV Sport throws us back to the issue of stadium renovations. Remember when NCS officials and Hamson Obua couldn’t agree on renovation costs? Yeah, good times. Fast forward to Moses Magogo calling out the UPDF for their shoddy work. Well, well, well, seems like even the renovations are more chaotic than a taxi park on a Monday morning.
And there you have it, folks – a Friday in Uganda, where the tweets trend hotter than a Kampala afternoon and drama reigns supreme. Until next time, keep your tweets spicy and your scandals juicier than a ripe mango from Masaka.
