Uganda is buzzing with excitement, and it’s not just because of the recent discovery of a new type of banana that tastes like Rolex. No, it’s “Cabinet Fever” that’s got everyone talking, with rumors swirling about a big reshuffle in the works. And let me tell you, it’s shaping up to be more dramatic than a soap opera on Bukedde TV.
Reports have surfaced of ministers resorting to desperate measures, including seeking divine intervention from shrines and churches alike, hoping that a little visit to the nearest witch doctor or pastor will do the trick. It seems even the most powerful politicians are not immune to superstition when faced with the uncertainty of a cabinet reshuffle.
But while they’re busy praying for political salvation, the rest of us are left scratching our heads as government work grinds to a halt. Just weeks ago, government offices resembled ghost towns as ministers abandoned their duties to focus on political survival.
And who’s pulling the strings? None other than President Museveni himself, fresh off his holiday at Kisozi Farm. Rumor has it he’s got a big announcement brewing, and everyone’s holding their breath to see who’s in and who’s out.
Now, you might be wondering what criteria Museveni is using to decide the fate of his ministers. Well, aside from their ability to dance the Kadodi, it seems corruption and political clout are top of mind for the big man. Can’t say I blame him – nobody wants a cabinet full of crooks.
Corruption allegations, particularly in the wake of the Mabaati scandal, have cast a long shadow over the government. Three ministers – Goretti Kitutu, Amos Lugolobi, and Agnes Nandutu – found themselves behind bars, accused of pocketing iron sheets intended for the needy Karamojong community. Museveni, known for his zero-tolerance stance on corruption, has made it clear that heads will roll.
But it’s not just about who’s in trouble or corruption that’s on the chopping block. With the 2026 elections looming large, Museveni is on the hunt for ministers who can deliver votes and bolster support for his National Resistance Movement (NRM) party. Those who faltered in the polls last time around, like Energy Minister Ruth Nankabirwa and Lands Minister Judith Nabakooba, may find themselves on thin ice unless they can stage a political comeback.
And let’s not forget about the trio at the center of the storm – Kitutu, Lugolobi, and Nandutu. Their involvement in the Mabaati scandal has left their political futures hanging by a thread. As Museveni reshapes his cabinet, their chances of redemption appear slim, to say the least.
