Calling Hon. Norbert Mao a Bat is Fine, but Remember a Bat also has Advantages

In Africa, it is hard to get someone who will remember you for the good things you have done for them, but if you want them to remember you, please do bad things to them. This is the only challenge that Hon. Norbert Mao did to a section of DP supporters.

It is surprising that the people who are championing anti-Mao speakership went through the hands of Mao to where they are now, so I feel pity for them now calling Mao funny names, including a bat.

Let us remember that a bat has its advantages. One of its advantages is to eat up mosquitoes that cause malaria to people, which means when Mao wins the speakership seat, just be assured that the corrupt Parliament, which President Museveni one time called “weevils,” will have no room for corruption.

It is easy to control the sound of gazing, but it is not easy to control its smell when it is out. If Hon. Norbert Mao right now starts revealing the weaknesses of each person and how he helped each one of them now fighting against him, it will be shocking.

I want to urge my brothers and sisters from DP that when you have your trousers with a torn pocket, you do not need to throw them away because they have disadvantages and advantages.

First of all, its disadvantage is that when you put money inside its pocket, that money will definitely drop down, but still the trousers would cover your buttocks.

Now its advantage is that when you are in public and your testicles start itching, you can push your hand through those torn pockets to scratch the itching part without anyone realizing.

Instead of abusing Hon. Mao, you should support him for the dream he has, after all, it is the MPs who elect the Speaker.

Ugandans need to see a Parliament where legislation is focused on the interests of local citizens.

Hon. Norbert Mao will surprise everyone who is busy right now abusing him.

The writer is a senior veteran journalist.

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